Please Help Me Mummy

Please help me mummy,

There’s a tiger in my bed,

He just won’t move over mum,

He’s wanting to be fed.

Please help me mummy,

There’s a walrus in the hall,

They’re bigger than I thought mum,

I thought that they were small.

Please help me mummy,

There’s a turtle in your room,

I think it’s laying eggs mum,

And they’ll be hatching soon.

Please help me mummy,

There’s a tuna in the bath,

I’d try to move it out mum,

But it’s having such a laugh.

Please help me mummy,

There’s a snake upon the stairs,

It won’t let me pass mum,

And I don’t that think it cares.

Please help me mummy,

There’s a panda on TV,

I’m trying not to watch it mum,

But it’s sitting watching me.

Please help me mummy,

There’s a whale right in the sink,

I want a glass of water mum,

But he just won’t let me drink.

Please help me mummy,

There’s a fruit bat in the fridge,

I can’t reach the butter mum,

Won’t it move a smidge?

Please help me mummy,

There’s a penguin with the bat,

He’s playing with the butter mum,

Why’s he doing that?

Please help me mummy,

There’s a fuzzy polar bear,

Sitting in the freezer mum,

What’s he doing there?

Please help me mummy,

A gorilla’s chasing me,

I don’t know what it wants mum,

But it just won’t let me be.

Please help me mummy,

There’s a rhino out the back,

It’s messing up the lawn mum,

Whilst looking for a snack.

Please help me mummy,

I just want you to know,

I’m asking them to leave mum,

But they’ve nowhere else to go.