If the World was Made of Chocolate

If the world was made of chocolate

I would eat the world right up,

If the rivers flowed with Fanta

I would take a great big cup,

If the sun was golden syrup,

And the moon a moony pie,

I would gobble up the sun,

And I’d give the moon a try,

If the trees were made of toffee,

And the leaves were Brighton rock,

I would eat the leaves for breakfast,

And I’d guzzle toffee block,

Then I’d eat the cherry flowers,

And I’d lick the lolly plants,

I would suck up strawberry worms,

And I’d nibble raspberry ants,

I would roll around in butter,

I would eat the poppy jam,

And the daisies made of cream,

And the candy beaver dam,

If the world was made of chocolate,

I would eat up the whole lot,

And then I’d have no place to live,

So I’m sort of glad it’s not.