Please help me mummy,
There’s a tiger in my bed,
He just won’t move over mum,
He’s wanting to be fed.
Please help me mummy,
There’s a walrus in the hall,
They’re bigger than I thought mum,
I thought that they were small.
Please help me mummy,
There’s a turtle in your room,
I think it’s laying eggs mum,
And they’ll be hatching soon.
Please help me mummy,
There’s a tuna in the bath,
I’d try to move it out mum,
But it’s having such a laugh.
Please help me mummy,
There’s a snake upon the stairs,
It won’t let me pass mum,
And I don’t that think it cares.
Please help me mummy,
There’s a panda on TV,
I’m trying not to watch it mum,
But it’s sitting watching me.
Please help me mummy,
There’s a whale right in the sink,
I want a glass of water mum,
But he just won’t let me drink.
Please help me mummy,
There’s a fruit bat in the fridge,
I can’t reach the butter mum,
Won’t it move a smidge?
Please help me mummy,
There’s a penguin with the bat,
He’s playing with the butter mum,
Why’s he doing that?
Please help me mummy,
There’s a fuzzy polar bear,
Sitting in the freezer mum,
What’s he doing there?
Please help me mummy,
A gorilla’s chasing me,
I don’t know what it wants mum,
But it just won’t let me be.
Please help me mummy,
There’s a rhino out the back,
It’s messing up the lawn mum,
Whilst looking for a snack.
Please help me mummy,
I just want you to know,
I’m asking them to leave mum,
But they’ve nowhere else to go.